THE LEGO MOVIE TRAILER HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IT’S REAL AND IT DOESN’T LOOK TERRIBLE AND IT’S ALL IN STOP FUCKING MOTION AND IT ALREADY LOOKS SO FUNNY AND HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THIS IS THE MOVIE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW
No, shut up, the all caps was ridiculously necessary.
beautiful-parakeet asked:
is it weird to add you as a friend on fetlife?
It would be weird if you didn’t…
disney-where-dreams-come-true:
Let’s meet Disney [ 1 / ∞ ] Glen Keane.
Glen Keane : April 13, 1954 (59)
Occupation : animator, author and illustrator.
Characters : Ariel - Beast - Aladdin - Pocahontas - John Silver - Tarzan - Rapunzel.
He’s one of the best animators in Disney and worldwide, was one of the first animators to bring Disney into the Renaissances and getting it out of the Dark Ages, also he’s one of the most famous Disney animators and one of the group sometimes referred to as the “Nine New Men”, His impacts on Disney and the movies he was in is undeniable, as he’s the one of the main reasons the movies succeed, his fave feature in animation is the eyes. he left Disney on March 23, 2012.The amazing Glen Keane and his magnificent contributions to Disney.
THIS DUDE
I’m not an animator. I will never be an animator. But I have so much respect for animators and animation, and Glen Keane is my #1.
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
Lets all say a prayer for every poor girl who’s ever slept with the creator of this image……
let us bow our heads
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
Whoever made this is making me cry. That’s worse than saying “I can’t find the G-spot!” Figure your shit out, bro. Pay attention to your partner, use your fingers and tongue, partake in foreplay, get her worked up, watch her reactions and react to her reactions.
If you just keep shoving your dick all up in there, of course you won’t find it. Fucking explore her body. She’s letting you, she wants you to.
This picture is unacceptable.
(However, so is the comment “This must’ve been made by a straight guy.” Are you telling me gay guys are clit experts?)
(Source: makemecome)
Anonymous asked:
fetishes?
Should I copy/paste my fetlife list, or just give you a link?
There is absolutely nothing off limits on this very special TMI Tuesday. And you all know the rules: Whoever sends me something too TMI for me to answer, I’ll promote their blog.
It’ll be cooler than Simba in sunglasses.
